Royai alphabet • D - Distance. Distance between two hearts is not an obstacle; rather a great reminder of just how strong true love can be.
When Ken Morrish picked this apple off a tree in his garden, he thought a prankster had painted half of it red.
But after inspecting it closely he realised that the remarkable split colours on the fruit were a natural phenomenon. And the bizarre apple turned Mr Morrish into something of a celebrity in his village with scores of neighbours queuing up to take a photograph of it.
Experts say that the odds of finding an apple with such a perfect line between the green and the red are more than 1million to one. [source]
My Biology major boyfriend got a scholarship for excellence in Botany as well as a scholarship for excellence in Biology and Zoology
I asked him if this his possible and all he said was “I don’t know, plants are fucking weird”
THIS IS THE OTHER PART OF MY LIFE
*gets home from school*
wait are they dancing under the front pool of the Taj Mahal???
there’s a gay night club in the taj mahal pool tell your friends
Now you can watch David’s sneezing for the rest of your day.
catherine is still not bovvered
Always the professional. She doesn’t even flinch.
freema covers her ears how loudly does he sneeze
That’s how loud.
370,000 people have watched a 7 second video of David Tennant sneezing
Holy fuck he even sounds sexy when he sneezes.
Take ordinary water and boil the hell out of it.
This is the best joke.
GUYS MY DAD WAS AT COSTCO TODAY AND THERE WAS AN ACTUAL PRIEST THERE AND I HAD TOLD MY DAD THIS JOKE LAST NIGHT AND HE WENT UP TO THE PRIEST AND TOLD HIM THE JOKE
AND HE BURST OUT LAUGHING
I AM ASHAMED AT HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO GET THIS JOKE
just copy the image onto paint or something, zoom in and take in the detail for a few seconds
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